Time does it all!!

Time does it all!!

What is the importance of time in our lives? We hardly realize the changes that time brings in our usual thinking, if it is joy it fades gradually and again if its sorrow it does the same (time is really impartial). But don’t you think that, this very property of time makes us brittle in a sense that few unscrupulous people take it as an advantage for their use in a negative way. They just want us to forget!!

Let us begin our mini time journey:

After each and every blast that had jostled various cities of our country we have heard from the officials that they are very close to the perpetrators and would soon bring them to justice. The last one was in Pune’s German bakery where the inspector in charge was so confident that it seemed as if he already has nabbed the devil who is hiding behind him and it is just matter of some auspicious day when the devil will be revealed to the world. Few days past, things got back to normal and the police is still waiting for that auspicious day. We forget. No problems, it is in our genes.

Before that it was the case with 26\11, no one now cares about Kasab anymore, there would not be much reaction from the public if he is hanged tomorrow, because time has abated the hatred and anger, rather it is being forced upon us. What would hurt us more is the news we get to see in the papers about the amount of money being spent everyday to keep him alive.

Do we remember the series of bombs (around 20 or so) found at various places in Gujarat about a year or two back (look even I forgot the exact time). Those bombs which looked more like diapers than the lethal stuff. Some of them were found over the bonnet of cars, some caught on the roads taking sunbath and few hanging from the trees (may be a case of bombs committing suicide. Could be a perfect inclusive! report for India TV, “bomb ki aatmakatha. majboor hai wo bhi suicide karne ko”) . Would we ever come to know the real reason behind those orphan bombs?

If that is too hard to recollect then let us jump forward to the incident that happened outside the Chinnaswami stadium in Banglore (IPL semis). Who were the culprits? Last that I heard was that it was deed of someone involved in betting, which I think could be the true reason!
But if that is the case then it is shame on the country’s police force and the security. I don’t have to explain why!

Now let us jump back and forth in time (butterfly effect or is it Memento).
Sanjay Dutt!! Here you must be wondering how on earth he came in to the picture. Well this is because as far as my knowledge is concerned he is still on an INTERIM bail, the reason cited was the he report docs were not available at that point of time (definitely this is the work of our postal system :)). All knowledgeable people reading this please correct me if I am wrong coz all these stuffs I am saying is best to my knowledge so has a good chance of faltering, LOLZZ.

If you still have a doubt on our mental agility, then I have a question for you, is Modi still the chairman of IPL committee and what happened to the broil between BCCI and Modi? Though the answer might come in a later stage, I still think if one big gun goes off from this ditch of the cricket it will drag others too alongside. So in most probable case things might settle down unless Modi thinks otherwise and puts his ego before everything else.

Do I still remember about Madhu Koda?

Is someone still due in the “chara” ghotala?

There was some rumour about the Taj Corridor, what was that yaar!!!

2G or 3G who cares? Generations’ might change “neeyat” would not. Humming “Raja ko Rani se pyaar ho gaya…”.

Where is Ramalingam Raju these days, might be living under inhuman conditions I suppose!!!

Did someone teach me addition: Indian Airlines + Air India = Poor Fellow

Amernath land row, can someone tell me who is in the control of that Land now????

They were talking about some fake encounter in Delhi few months back, a police got martyred. Too hazy for me, what was that!!!

Does CRPF stand for “Central Reserve Pity Force”?

Is Amar Singh busy writing a book??

What was that uproar before the release of MNIK?

Why is BT Brinjal banned in India? May be coz “B” that stands for “bacterium” gives us disgusting feeling on hearing the name!

When was the last time when the Met department did NOT forecast of “normal rains”?

When was the last time the US did not make use of the word “Imminent” while declaring “threats”, I mean alerting us! 🙂

Something happened before the “sohaina” marriage, some lady dropped in the middle. Did something similar had happened while Abhishek Bacchan!! was getting married….too weak a memory 

Which is the first private school to reserve seats for poor\underprivileged kids?

Has Ganguly retired from international cricket…I think he is the epitome of hope :).

What has happened to an unknown trawler found off the coast of Arabian sea near Gujrat? Any news sir ji!

Hey people, who was “Ruchika”, and who was that unknown guy with a pencil knife in hand attacking tainted “khacchar” I mean “officher”. How often we see people missing targets, hmm.

Leave that, but hey I thought at least women don’t forget things easily. All ladies out there, where is women’s bill, rajya sabha se lok sabha jane tak puncture ho gaya hoga (in the Delhi’s heat)!!

Green day…Plastics were supposed to be banned from March or Apr (don’t exactly remember) in Mumbai, they forgot to specify the year I suppose.

Mr. Raj Thakaray has got dozens of cases registered against him across the country, so are those papers\files being sold in “raddi!!”
Just getting a funny feeling right now, if all the files and papers related to pending cases in our Judicial System are sold in “raddi”, I think our GDP could grow by another 0.5%. Subbarao, PC, Montek Uncle are you all listening!! I just produced a master-stroke.

I am still confused if BJP is with Shibu Soren or is it vice versa. Only thing that is confirmed is that they are together.

BJP in its election campaign last year had declared that most of the Black Money generated in our country goes to the famous Swiss bank. May be they have now compromised with the other parties and politicians. They would not commit the same mistake that Modi (IPL wala Modi) did!!

Who were behind Godhra? Two committees and two different results, anyways both the committee members, are millionaires by now.

Who were behind the stone pelting incidents in Kashmir? I believe they were the police personals who don’t get enough bullets to practice, so started making stones as their tools in case of a terrorist attacks, what more, you might have a bullet proof jacket but who provides you the stone proof jacket, isn’t it!!

Pragya thakur!! I definitely have heard of this name.

Asharam Bapu, “bache” hain kya…I mean are “kids” their!!!

So many human right violations in the NE States, so many atrocious rules, and so many blasts on a regular basis, can the government give me a date after which I would stop following these incidents and would make my mind believe that NE stands for NEGLECTED states.

BTW What is the capital of Mizoram!!!!!!

Do remember.

“Time might forget itself and name it as History,
Hope that History is not forgotten”.

Now you can afford to forget 🙂

Happy reading….